It so happens that George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. George and Laura each buy two tickets and but Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket. Bush is left wondering how the Clintons will travel on one ticket.

The Bushes decide they have to be one up on the return trip. When they get to the station, they see the Clinton’s at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. The Clinton’s see that the Bushes don’t buy any ticket at all.

When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, Bush leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton’s toilet, knocks on their door and says, “Ticket, please.” Smart politicians.