Engrish always gives me the best laughs!

Beware! Toilets in Korea are dangerous! They’re out of control! The flush action is so extreme you might drown or do some permanent damage to your tushie! The seats so cold that your nether regions freeze over! The smell so ba that you wake up the next day to find yourself passed out o the toilet! Beware, I tell ya! It’s really OUT OF CONTROL!!!!